What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!