What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!