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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.