What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!