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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."