What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.