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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.