What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.