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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.