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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.