Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.