Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Uta Hagen daz.

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By the ears.

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Moose-saka

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Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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We stopped Germany.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.