Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.