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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato