He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Plato
A brick.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Socrates
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
Love.
Its the only place she can get love.
Play-doh.
Flossophy.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Faux paw.
Holy Guacamole
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Antiquing.
