Plato Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.