Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Plato
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
Socrates
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Have a good one, son.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
A comb or a saw.
Hard cheese.
Flossophy.
Oven gloves.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Thesus
