Plato Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Flossophy Jokes More Flossophy Jokes

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!