Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Plato
He just wanted the inside scoop.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
She gives birth to a son.
Get out of my son!
A mumble bee!
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
A Burrithoe
Playdough.
Play-doh.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
It was all a myth-take!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
