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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

November Jokes More November Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.