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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

November Jokes More November Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.