How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

November Jokes More November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates