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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

November Jokes More November Jokes

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates