How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates