November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

January 2nd Jokes More January 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)