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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November