How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.