How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.