How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.