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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.