Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.