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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Tennish.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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You sound just like me!

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.