It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Two, two... One, two.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He heard they had PIE.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
From a well, actually.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.