How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.