Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James