Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.