Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.