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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.