Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.