Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!