What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.