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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.