Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.