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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.