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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.