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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!