Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.