Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.