Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

They want to measure their intelligence.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.