What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!