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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...