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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky