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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky