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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here