What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A