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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."