What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."