What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope