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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.