How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.