How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.