How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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It got all sappy

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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