Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.