Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.