What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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