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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Percussionist Jokes More Percussionist Jokes

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!