What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Percussionist Jokes More Percussionist Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum