What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!