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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!