What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!