What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!