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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.