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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!