What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!