What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!