What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)