What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!