What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway