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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window