What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.