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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.