What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.