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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!