What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!