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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!