What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won