What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won