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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different