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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won