What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....