What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.