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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.