You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Because he lost his marbles.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't touch my marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Marco Rubio
Left behind
Because it's bad for their heart.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
J-lo Cloths
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Bison.
Drop it in sparkling water.
Sinko de Mayo
It's the one that always sinks....
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"