Because he lost his marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
They Rocked their doors.
I can't pair wines like this.
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
Because they fall through his hands.
I sink therefore I am.
I think we're in sink.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because you always heart the one you love.
When his hand caught fire!!
A palm tree!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
