You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Because he lost his marbles.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't touch my marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
A tourist.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Littering.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Her Highness will tell you
The Philosophers Stoned
Oz Moses.
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
