Because all of the fans left.
Because he was snowed in.
A leave of Absinthe.
He wanted to be cool.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
Because all the fans have left.
It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
