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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.