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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)