What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.