What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.