5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
I haven't a clous.
Make him wear shoes.
One baby in ten trash cans.
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
MOODOO.
One with everything.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
