What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..