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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..