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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this