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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor