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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?