How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?