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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy