What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.