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Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Lmao Zedong Jokes More Lmao Zedong Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.