Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.