Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Lmao Zedong Jokes More Lmao Zedong Jokes

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong