Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

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Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.