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Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

0

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.