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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.