Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!