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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas