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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.