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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.