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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.