What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.