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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.