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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!