What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.