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Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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Brushing your teeth!

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Bubblegum

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?