Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.