Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose