Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.