Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Santa stops at 3 ho's

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I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.