Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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He was a foyer.

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I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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What did you get 100 in?

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.