What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.