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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Who pays?

Germany.

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.