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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Celebrity Jokes More Celebrity Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.