What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.