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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.