What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!