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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

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Cheque, mate!

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.