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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!