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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."