What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."