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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.