What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!