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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.