What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.