What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.