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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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Who is she?

OP's mom

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.