What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.