What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!