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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.