What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.