What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.