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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Jumper Jokes More Jumper Jokes

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Ping Jokes More Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping