Runner Jokes

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Ping Jokes More Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!