Runner Jokes

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did you win?

Atrophy

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Fast Runner Jokes More Fast Runner Jokes

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners