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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman?

Sixty-nine

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.