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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.