What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.