What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.