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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk