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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.