What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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A college student.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Mashed potatoes...

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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One less drunken Irishman