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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture