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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.