What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture