What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture