What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.