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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.