What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.