What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.