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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.