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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture