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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep