What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".