Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.