Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!