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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!