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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you