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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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Pac Man-free Ver.

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The Big Cigarette

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