Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola