Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

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What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.