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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.