What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.