What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.