What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.