What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.