What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.