What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.