How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!