How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.