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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.