How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

Throw in a bar of soap.