With the chicken still around it
Omelette
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Allegra is broken!
Because he blue cheese...
It wanted to get to the other site!
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Because it's wal-mart.
Their last big hit was the wall.
He threw out the W's
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.