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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!