How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.