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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't