What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?