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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.