A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because there's no karma involved.
Because they have appeal!
Put on another coat.
Their last big hit was the wall.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Women's Sports.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
A Fungi!
Because he was a fungi
With scare spray.
Ireland: More bars in more places
